I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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