I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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