Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
i think my cat just said my name.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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