I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
This toilet bowl is my home.
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