I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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