im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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