Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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