Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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