I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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