I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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