you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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