If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
