Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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