we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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