I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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