I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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