I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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