What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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