Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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