before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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