If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Randomize
