Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
pop tarts are not kleenex
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Randomize
