i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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