So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So apparently I’m into choking now
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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