I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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