We're facebook friends in real life
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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