I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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