my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i've created a new STD.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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