I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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