Kiss
Puke
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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