The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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