My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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