I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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