shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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