is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
