So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
did you just send me my own nude
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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