You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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