i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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