oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm drive I can fine osifer
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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