There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
