Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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