When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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