Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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