i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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