It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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