im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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