fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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