so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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