Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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