Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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