I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
