I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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